1916
A doctor's pills may cure some ill — but not ill humor.
Courtship is a game in which a girl plays her heart against a man's diamond.
If women looked like the pictures in fashion magazines men would take to the woods.
It isn't necessary for a man to be a hypnotist in order to get his mind concentrated on the toothpick.
If time were money, the average man would have his watch geared to run forty-eight hours a day.
A young widow knows that the easiest way to catch a successor to the late lamented is to run away from him.
If the phoenix of common sense rises from the ashes of a fool's money the conflagration has not been in vain.
Possibly an honest man might be otherwise if an opportunity worth while were to knock at his front door.
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