1916
The man who makes the smallest contribution is usually the one who kicks the most about the way the church is run.
Some of the doormats that bear the word "welcome" really mean what they say.
If you are as good as your neighbor you needn't advertise the fact.
If some men had to eat their words they would soon die of indigestion.
If you would make a man howling mad just keep cool when he abuses you.
The name of the highest type of candidate is not always printed in the largest letters.
Bulgars and Burglars
It is too bad that "Bulgars" cannot be spelled differently, for every time one sees the word in newspaper headlines his first thought is that "burglars" have been doing something.
—The Saturday Blade, Chicago, Sept. 16, 1916, p. 6.
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