Lover Fell From Tree, Washing Machine Company President

Cincinnati, 1903

LOVER FELL FROM TREE

Andrew Smith Driven to Sore Straits by Teasing.

CINCINNATI, March 2 — The ambulance of F. & W. Siefke was sent to Groesbeck, Ohio, at an early hour this morning for the purpose of removing an injured man to the City Hospital. The request for the ambulance came from the postmaster of that village.

According to meager information received by Mr. Siefke the injured man is Andrew J. Smith, who is the President of the "Latest Invention Triple Action Washing Machine Company," at 812 Elm street. Mr. Smith was violently in love with a young woman, and that as a result of his courtship he was subjected to the jibes of his associates. This affected Mr. Smith greatly. Last evening, in his wanderings, he climbed a tree, lost his balance and fell, sustaining internal injuries. Now the jokers are sorry.

—The Daily Republican-News, Hamilton, Ohio, March 2, 1903, page 1.

Comment: It'd be terrible to wake up and see this about yourself in the paper. Plus, the report could be a bit mangled up, since there doesn't seem to be any obvious connection between the jibes and his climbing the tree and falling out. That the jokers are sorry is probably an unwarranted conclusion of the reporter, since it all happened at an early hour just this morning.

Note: I made a change. The name of the company in the original article had the word "Sriple" that probably should be "Triple," going with Action a lot more. And isn't that a great old-fashioned name from those days of inventions and progress, "Latest Invention Triple Action Washing Machine Company." Thinking about it, it doesn't sound right yet, but, we must let it go...

Big Bull Kills One at Poor Farm, Injures Another

1911

BIG BULL GETS SECOND VICTIM WITHIN A MONTH

James Huffman Perhaps Fatally Injured at Poor Farm

TRIED TO TIE UP BEAST

Same One Which Killed Noah Ross in April—Ordered Killed Monday

DAY'S REPRIEVE WAS DISASTROUS

The big bull at the County Home has a second victim, and his savage onslaught upon James Huffman, an inmate, this morning at 6:30, may yet result in the latter's death.

Ever since the bull's attack upon Noah Ross, which resulted in Ross's death on Saturday, April 29, the bull has been kept tied in its stall. Early this morning Huffman went to the barn and discovered that the animal had slipped its halter and had gotten into the entry to the stalls.

He secured a club and started to drive the bull back to its stall, intending to tie it there. When the bull saw him it charged him, knocked him down and savagely trampled upon him. Luckily, the beast had been dehorned some time ago.

Huffman's cries attracted Superintendent Pifer and John Walsh who went to his assistance. The infuriated bull was driven into a corner and securely tied. Huffman was then picked up and carried to the Home, and Dr. George E. Simpson was summoned.

The physician found that four ribs were broken, that the ligaments about the shoulders were badly torn and that internal injuries, of grave nature, had been inflicted. It is feared that the injuries will prove fatal.

Ever since the fatal injuring of Noah Ross, the bull has been kept tied and the County Commissioners had intended to kill him.

On Monday Commissioner A. F. Bowman made arrangements with a man to kill the bull that night, but the man failed to put in his appearance, and the animal was given the reprieve which resulted so disastrously.

It is said that Huffman had been in the habit of taunting the bull when about the stable, and this may account in part for its attack upon him.

—Indiana Evening Gazette, Indiana, Pennsylvania, May 23, 1911, page 1.

Comment: How'd you like to be the guy who "failed to put in his appearance"? You show up now and they're not very happy with you. But, hey, Huffman had a "habit of taunting the bull," so maybe it all worked out fine.