Not Just What He Meant.

She (at the masquerade) -- Do you think my costume becoming?
He (with enthusiasm) -- Yes, indeed; but you would be lovely in any disguise.

Well Known.
Blobbs -- Is Harduppe pretty well known in your town?
Slobbs -- I should say he is. He's so well known he can't even borrow an umbrella. -- Philadelphia Record.

You are not responsible for the disposition you were born with, but you are responsible for the one you die with. -- Babcock.

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--The Ellis Review-Headlight, Ellis, Kansas, 1911, No. 30.