Maxims of a Modern Maid — "Understanding Little Pal"

1920

Get Wise — Maxims of a Modern Maid

Marriage, like the department stores, could not get along nowadays without the exchange privileges.

The girl with golden curls and a pink and white complexion is any man's idea of an angel — even is she has a selfish mouth and a small cold blue eye.

How in the world did a "sunkissed summer girl" ever transform herself into a ballroom beauty before the art of make-up reached the present miracle working stage?

Every girl with a grouch can cheer up by reflecting that the sort of man who never makes a woman unhappy never makes her happy either.

No man ever falls in love with his stenographer — he falls in love with the "understanding little pal," he thinks she is.

Now that women have won votes, perhaps an occasional valiant soul may be allowed an idea of her own — even when a man is around.

When you hear a man say that his wife is an angel, see if he isn't a widower.