An Heir to the Throne

A St. Paul man has discovered that he is heir to a French throne. Our advice to him, however, is to hang onto the job he now has.
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A Lowell, Mass., cow gave seven tons of milk in one year. The world would be drowned in milk if everybody kept that kind of a cow.
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Common drinking cups have been frowned upon by law in New York. The manufacturer of the uncommon kind has perked up considerably.
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A Boston savant announces that he can photograph thought. Now we'll know what a perfect lady really thinks when she runs for a street car and just misses it.
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Poultry raising is to be taught at Rutgers college. Somebody there must have an idea that there are people who do not think they know all about raising chickens.

--The Ellis Review-Headlight, Ellis, Kansas, 1911.