The Harem Skirt

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The harem skirt ought to fool the mouse some.
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The farmer, unlike the consumer, goes to seed in the spring.
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Soon again the housefly will engage attention as an enemy to mankind.
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Missouri has the corncob pipe record. This, however, is not regarded as a sporting event.
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And the industrious cow has taken her place in the hall of fame beside the industrious hen.
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According to an English professor, the human race is 170,000 years old. It hasn't much sense for its age.
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Now Wellesley proposes to raise cats for laboratory purposes, why not utilize them for the glee club, also?
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The witchcraft of 200 years ago is now called malignant animal magnetism, and it is the same old article.

Advertisements from 1911:

MAPLEINE FLAVORING - Use it like lemon and vanilla. A delicious syrup is made by dissolving white sugar in water and adding Mapleine. Grocers sell Mapleine; if not, send 35c for 2 oz. bottle and recipe book. Write to Dept. H, CRESCENT MFG. CO., Seattle, Wash.

Comment: Don't really write, the offer is expired ... I assume.

For a disordered liver, take Garfield Tea, the Herb laxative. All druggists.

--The Ellis Review-Headlight, Ellis, Kansas, 1911