A Happy Marriage

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The Modern Idea
Our idea of a happy marriage is where the wife runs the automobile and the husband paints the china.
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Not While World Lasts.
The scientists now assert that the earth is going to dry up. But it is very apparent that the scientists never will.
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Truth In a Sentence
The parent who sends his sons into the world uneducated defrauds the community of a useful citizen and bequeaths to it a nuisance.
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How to Succeed
If you wish success in life make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your guardian genius.

--The Ellis Review-Headlight, Ellis, Kansas, 1911.