Housecleanograms

1916

Husbands flee when dustpan pursueth.

What you wife yanks out you must tack down.

A dinner in town is worth ten off the set tubs.

When your wife asks you to clean the rug — beat it!

No woman is a Lillian Russell when she is cleaning house.

Behold, how great a mess a little soap and water maketh!

He who reneges and runs away will live till next housecleaning day!

No man steppeth on a cake of soap and getteth up and praiseth the Lord!