Snap Shots – Short Humor Snapshots

1916

Colonel Jabez Ellington, who was in 28 battles, says he has been short of breath ever since the Civil War.

Contrary to popular belief, it is the borrowed book, and not the borrowed umbrella, that never is returned.

Men should try for both speed and endurance. It is the only way in which they can hope to outrun the women.

Buck Kilby says there is only one thing worse than having a tooth pulled, and that only a woman can know what it is.

The gift of perception is not one common to the people, but if a man brays long enough and loud enough his ears eventually will be discovered.

The postcard has its uses. For those who wish to write: "Having a good time; give my regards to the bunch," it probably is the most convenient form of long-distance communication. — Pittsburgh Dispatch.