SOME PRINTER

"May I print a kiss on your lips?" I said
And she nodded her sweet permission.
So we went to press and, I rather guess,
We printed a full edition.
"One edition is hardly enough,"
Said she, with a charming pout.
So again on the press the form was placed,
And we got some extras out.
--Briscoe News. Van Amburgh (Silent Partner)

Smith: "Why do you prefer to enlist young unmarried fellows?"
Recruiting Officer: "Because married men have gotten so used to losing battles that they make the poorest kind of soldiers." -- America's Humor.

"Don't you agree that my girl is an angel?"
"Yes, but I notice she paints."
"Well, did you ever see an angel that wasn't painted?"