Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Of Course They Do


"I wonder," said the sentimental boarderess, "if the little birds make any plans for their homes in the spring."
"Of course they do," said the cheerful idiot. "Don't they have to make a nest to mate?"
The custard pie that the astonished waiter girl let drop to the floor at this juncture fell on its soft side and consequently was deducted from her week's wages. — Indianapolis Journal.


Caller — What is the matter with Fido that you are watching him so closely?
Charlie — Mamma said your hat was enough to make a dog laugh, and I wanted to see him do it. — Pick Me 'Up.

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